It friggen snowed 500 feet last night.
I am not kidding.
No, I am not.
I am not a drama queen.
Whatever, you don't understand.
There is a lot of friggen snow out there and it is cold as hell, and I am not happy about the white stuff.
They still had school today. South Dakota closes school for everything, I swear. Minute amounts of flurries? CLOSED. A wee bit o'wind and sleet? CLOSED. Bunch of pansies, I tell ya. Let them go to Montana and wait in 50 below weather at the bus stop while a blizzard rallies around them and STILL GO TO SCHOOL. Then they can talk to me about weather. Until then, they close schools for snowmen.
I am not kidding.
No, I am not.
I am not a drama queen.
Whatever, you don't understand.
There is a lot of friggen snow out there and it is cold as hell, and I am not happy about the white stuff.
They still had school today. South Dakota closes school for everything, I swear. Minute amounts of flurries? CLOSED. A wee bit o'wind and sleet? CLOSED. Bunch of pansies, I tell ya. Let them go to Montana and wait in 50 below weather at the bus stop while a blizzard rallies around them and STILL GO TO SCHOOL. Then they can talk to me about weather. Until then, they close schools for snowmen.
Not A Drama queen?? I won't go there "daughter of Elaine".
ReplyDeleteDon't go there. You do NOT want a piece of this today.
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